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FEATURE
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W.W.A. GOSSIP |
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Hey Humanoids, I have great feelings
about what could come out of the matches tonight. It could be like
getting rid of a hemorrhoid and growing two money trees . . . In the
U.S.A. Title match Sonny Bright puts his Championship on the line
against Little Joe C. The special referee is the one wrestler who seems
to annoy everyone, The Assassin. If he doesn’t call this one right
down the middle, he’s fired. I hope he’s already purchased his bus
ticket . . . Two fans will get contracts to become a professional
wrestler. Those winning the contract will be the ones selected by the
two members of the winning Tag Team. It will be nice to have some new
blood around here. Maybe one of them will be a woman who could
eventually shut up Terrible Terri . . . Four fans will be chosen before
the World Championship hard-core match and they will choose and give the
weapons to Antonio Rodriguez and Nick Thompson to use in the match.
Imagine Nick having to use a wet noodle and earplugs!
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He flies, he has topnotch speed, and to his opponents he seems to come out of nowhere. While he might not really be a comic book super hero, many consider him to be wrestling’s version. Antonio Rodriguez has been wrestling in the Western Wrestling Association four years and fans have loved him since the very beginning. Why? Because he has a great personality, is always nice to the fans and he has great wrestling skills. Everyone who has wrestled him says they know that when it’s over they’be been in one of the toughest matches of their career. His opponents have to contend with his speed, a wide variety of awe-inspiring moves and while he’s certainly great on the mat everyone is aware that you also have to always watch out for high-flying maneuvers off the top rope. Antonio is not a large man in stature, standing at 5’7" and weighing in at 179 pounds but he’s got more heart than anyone. Since leaving California and joining the W.W.A. he’s shown constant improvement and he says he’s always working hard to add more ammunition. With a variety of different moves his opponents usually don’t know what hit them as they crawl back to the dressing room. A glance over their shoulder would show Antonio with a huge smile, celebrating with the fans. A good looking young athlete, the girls are always asking him for his phone number. He just gives them an area code: 6-1-9. |
Well fans, Imagine going to a restaurant and when the waiter brings you your soup and you ask for an eating utensil he gives you a fork. That’s the way it might seem for the wrestlers in tonight’s World Heavyweight Championship match. It’s a hard-core match with a big twist. Yes the wrestlers will be using weapons, but this time four fans selected before the match will select a weapon when a wrestler asks for one. Antonio Rodgiguez and Nick Thompson will have to be careful what they ask for because it’s Fan Participation Night . . . It’s a great opportunity for some lucky fans as they have the chance of a lifetime in the Tag Team Championship match! Fans will have an opportunity to receive a professional wrestling contract! The main event features Antonio Rodgiguez and Little Joe C defending their newly won Tag Team Title belts against E.V.I.L. members Sonny Bright and Shade. Before the match each participant will select one fan who wants the coveted contracts. Those chosen by the winning tag team will win the contracts giving them a chance to train to be a professional wrestler and advance to appear in future matches . . . Beltless Shade will take out his anger against the White Ninja . . . Bad biker Ax takes on The Assassin. This could be the last W.W.A. match for the Assasin if he doesn’t call the U.S.A. Championship right down the middle. The Assassin says he’s changing his ways. We’ll see. I’ll see you at ringside. |
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